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The `Drew Carey Show' on the importance of reading the Bible - Hilarious

A funny excerpt from the `Drew Carey Show' that teaches us the importance of personal Bible reading and how it guards us from heresy and false teachers.

It is important to guard our belief system against heresy and false doctrine. Do you measure what you believe, and are taught, against the Word of God? If not, then a false teacher can poison your mind, and by extension, your soul. Intellectual laziness leads to Spiritual stupidity: the Bible calls this spiritual blindness. Ironically, spiritual blindness is avoided by physically reading the Bible.

Note: To have a PERSONAL relationship with Jesus, you have to PERSONALLY read His Word. 

Men, ya know you're out of shape when ...

The Metrosexual Church

Men … have you ever been sucked into the Church estrogen zone? I really try hard to stay clear of any metrosexually orientated churches … which nowadays is becoming increasingly difficult to do. But last week, like a left cross with painted finger nails, I was struck and dropped to the floor. Now for those confused with what I’m talking about, a metrosexual church is a church that seemingly has a preferential style that caters to a more feminine inclination. As such, it engages in activities that can alienate men and make them feel uncomfortable. This is one of the reasons why there are a disproportionately larger number of women that attend church nowadays. Many masculine guys have been pushed out of the assemblies ... not purposefully, but unintentionally.

24 reasons why cats are evil

1. Cats litter. And littering is bad for the environment.

2. Witches always have a pet black cat. Need i say more?

3. Cats pretend they want to be petted, but then walk away. That’s dishonest.

4. Cats will destroy your furniture and curtains, just to see your facial expression. It amuses them.

5. Cats watch you when you’re sleeping. You didn’t know, ‘cuz you were asleep.