In a rare appearance, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei stood before the international media and confidently declared that the divine ordinance of sharia rule has finally been proven by his small theocracy.
"People are saying we need to protect ourselves from this covid19 virus, that we need to wear masks in public. But we already had all the necessary safeguards in place! The WHO has adopted several of our long standing policies and thus vindicated our commitment to safeguarding our women by having the foresight to done face filtration covers centuries before we understood their universal need. Furthermore, we have always had our women social distancing, by not allowing them to leave their homes for over 1400 years before the wuflu plague ever arrived. We were ready, and we don't need no crusader 3M N95 masks neither. I now invite all the nations womens to done the niqab to limit this plagues spread."
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